Welcome to
the Inner Sanctum of

The International Consortium 
of Smart Guys

An equal opportunity organization 
for guys who aren't too damn dumb.


 
Noting the sudden rush of publicity afforded non-lawyer Matthew Hale and his band of dozens known as the World Church of the Creator (WCOTC), a virulent band of racist losers, after one of his followers committed a bunch of cowardly murders, I decided to start my own band of unproductive, opinionated blowhards.  We exist to do nothing other than make fun of people who have fewer brains.

And so I have created the International Consortium of Smart Guys. Sure, I still hang out with guys who plant bushes for a living, but I also have a thriving intellectual life.  Occasionally I like tapping somebody on the shoulder and saying something like, "The NASDAQ should recover at least twenty points today," or "A manned expedition to Mars would be a frivolous waste of budget until legitimate water or hydrogen are found on the moon," or "I can't see the chick with the hooters behind the fat guy there and I'm ready to crush his skull if he doesn't move."

I have no problems with my manhood (you just have to take my word for it), and I don't sweat what somebody else is doing, since I control my own destiny.  THIS ..... is what I see as the inherent problem among racists.  They're too stupid to ever feel in control, they're at the mercy of bosses, ugly girlfriends (they have to take what they can get), and a booming economy that doesn't favor morons.   They see smart people succeeding, and they're not in on it.  So they zero in on a target.  And that target is ....... THEM.

And who's THEM?  Well, they can't blame other Anglo-Saxons, since they're part of that mix.  They can't blame ME, since I'm actually half-German, and have blond hair and blue eyes, literally (getting a bit thin on top, but that's just grey matter forcing its way out).  They have to blame them there damn immygrunts.

Truly smart guys don't blame other people.  For one thing, they're doing well, cuz they're smart, so they don't need to blame anybody for anything. Furthermore, they're smart enough to know, they're in charge of their own lives, they have no one to blame but themselves if they get caught laundering cash, cheating on taxes, or peeping in somebody's window.

Smart guys don't meet often.  There's always email.  Smart guys are BUSY, right?  They have businesses to run, appointments to keep.  They know how to organize if they really feel like it.  I have declared myself Dictator-For-Life of my new group.  Anybody else who joins who wants to usurp my incredible might and oust me from my seat of power will have to spend millions of dollars and years of litigation, plus I put Crazy Glue on my pants and sat in a big heavy chair.

Matt Hale, of course, got busted for failing to follow a court's directives with regard to a copyright infringement case. Because he got pissed off at the judge, he tried to have her killed. He's now doing forty years for that. See, dumb guys go to jail, while smart guys stay home and work out of their basements.

To show that I've given this as much thought as Matt Hale and his "church,"  I'll compare and contrast our two organizations.
 
 
 
Attributes
World Church 
of the Creator
International Consortium 
of Smart Guys

Leader's ridiculous  self-bestowed title
Pontifex Maximus (Latin for Pointy Head) Gluteus Maximus (Latin for Big Ass)
HQ Hale's dad's basement, near Peoria.  Actually, he calls this his "world headquarters."  That's right, Peoria.  That's right, his dad's basement.  That's right.  If I moved back in with my folks to operate a non-profit organization for morons out of their basement, my dad would shove my college diploma up my bony ass.  Since I have a job, I  operate from my own basement.
Leader's occupation Jobless guy, federal convict. Software engineer.  And professional jerk.
Leader's job hassles Illinois wouldn't grant him a law license, since he couldn't get past that sticky non-discrimination requirement. I was once turned down for Notary Public, because I had beat the hell out of a guy.
Leader's musical leanings Classical violin. Closetful of guitars.  I win this one.
Basic tenets Racism, anti-Semitism, tattoos, and an ability to dig ditches. Beer.  Oh, and sarcasm.
Views on violence.  They claim not to condone it, but members are doing time for it, and their "commandments" imply it.  An earlier incarnation of the group lost a huge lawsuit over violent acts. I'm very good at violence.  But we don't condone it either, unless of course you're forced to kick the crap out of one of Hale's underlings.
Most well-known member Benjamin Smith, an infamous dead loser who went nuts with guns, shooting people he didn't know and who had never done anything to hurt him.  Then he took the cowardly way out, and instead of explaining himself or taking the heat like a real man, he blew his own empty hate-filled head off.
ME !!!!!
Requirements for joining Bad teeth, stupid enough to send Hale money, unfounded hatred of people who've never done anything to you, lack of a real job, burning desire to stand around yelling "Rahowa!" a lot ACT score of 25 or better, unfounded hatred of idiots (eg. members of WCOTC), a real job.

At one time, Hale promised to blanket the Chicago suburbs with his hate literature.  And somebody DID.  And all that happens is, people complain about the litter.  I put up this website.  I get more fan mail than hate mail.  I like it that way, although the hate mail is often hilarious.

Hale was bopped (sorry, bad comet pun) from the Millikin-Decatur Symphony Orchestra, which "no longer [wishes] for Mr. Hale to be affiliated with [Millikin University]."   He promised to launch a "major lawsuit" against the school for breach of contract.  The school says there was never any contract guaranteeing his employment.

I've played in bands.  I never got kicked out.  We all just went off to college, and that was the end of it.    Smart guys don't sue for the hell of it.  We go on to our next venture.  We're smart, we've always got next ventures.  Dummies usually get the one lucky break, and blow it.

The Church of the Creator was originally founded by a loser named Ben Klassen.  When one of his "church" members killed a GULF WAR VETERAN in a hate crime, the murderer went away for life, and Klassen got nailed with a massive lawsuit.  Unable to cope with the fact that he was a MORON, Klassen took the cowardly, Hitler way out.  That is to say, he committed suicide.  So let's see now .... Adolf couldn't deal with having destroyed his own country, so he killed himself.  Benjamin Smith couldn't face the heat, so he killed himself.  The founder of the COTC screwed up his life, and killed himself.  This racist thing really seems like a dead end.

Smart guys don't run into dead ends.  They always have options. 

Matt Hale refers to minorities as "niggers and other mud races." But see, smart guys don't use terms like that. If we don't like somebody, we call them "dummies," because if we don't like them, they're probably dumb.

Matt Hale, like his idiot predecessor, is being sued by the family of the victim of one of his followers.  Oh, but Hale's a lawyer, he can deal with it.  Oops, that's right, he went to school for it, but they won't give him a law license. And now he's in the clink for a long, long time. Nuts.  Hopefully he won't resort to suicide like his cowardly follower Benjamin Smith.

For more info on Hale and his amusing band of dummies, as well as other racist retards, check out http://www.onepeoplesproject.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=89&Itemid=29.

Smart guys don't get caught doing stupid things, or encourage others to do stupid things.  We're too busy calling our brokers and entertaining ourselves reading in the newspaper about other people who do stupid things.
 



Here's some background on white suphlegmacists in general
 

The White Power movement tends to attract sickos, wackos, and doofuses.  Note Larry Gene Ashbrook, who went nuts in a Fort Worth TX church with guns and a pipe bomb in September '99.  He was a known member of white power groups, including the Phineas Priesthood.  And naturally, like previous racist cowards (such as Benjamin Smith), he didn't hang around to face the music after drilling innocent church-goers with bullets.  He shot himself in the head. 
 

Buford Furrow (sounds like a character on Mayberry), who's been caught on videotape acting as a Nazi-uniformed guard at an Aryan Nations meeting (in other words, a gathering of brainless goons), who's pretty much been a loser much of his life, who couldn't keep a job, who couldn't keep a wife, who once checked himself into a mental ward, who perfectly exemplifies the type of people who join white power groups, grabbed a bunch of guns and ammo and shot up some kids and teachers at a community center in Los Angeles, August '99.  This was a perfect example of the kind of brave, thoughtful, logical, wonderful people recruited and cultivated by groups like Aryan Nations.  He shot up a bunch of kids.  We said he wanted it to be a wakeup call to America to start killing Jews.  No, I think it was a wakeup call for the people of the United States to dig a deep, dark hole and bury all these f____ing morons who blame their inability to keep jobs or get dates on other people.

While escaping from his incredibly cowardly crime scene, Furrow also shot and killed a Filipino mail carrier.  He said he was able to nail an immigrant AND government employee all in one shot.  SWINE.


On Friday, June 25th, 1999, self-proclaimed racist Chevie Kehoe of Colville WA was given three life terms for murdering three people, racketeering, and conspiracy.   He and a co-defendant, Daniel Lewis Lee of Yukon OK, were convicted of committing a home burglary for guns and money.  Kehoe and Lee killed an Arkansas gun dealer, along with the man's wife and 8-year-old daughter. All of them had been shocked with electrical stun guns, and plastic bags were taped over their heads before their bodies were dumped in a lake. 

This crime gives you an idea of how disgustingly scummy, idiotic, ruthless, arrogant, and godless these people are.  Often, these racist types try to rationalize the crap they pull with the Bible.  Killing a family, including a VERY young girl, has GOT to be the quickest way to hell imaginable. 



 

July '99, another racist reject, Benjamin Daniel Smith, previously convicted of DUI while handing out anti-Semitic leaflets in Illinois, took the cowardly way out and blew out his own brains, rather than face the music for his nutty shooting spree, in which two people were killed, and ten injured. He drove around in his blue Taurus, shooting at innocent folks.  He shot at some Jewish folks, including some teenagers, coming home from worship.  He also shot at an Asian couple.  And he also shot and killed Ricky Byrdsong, former Northwestern basketball coach and well-meaning, hard-working citizen..  Byrdsong was in the company of two of his children, who got to see their daddy killed.   Wonderful. 

After fleeing the scenes of the crimes in northern Illinois, he ended up shooting people in Indiana, then returned to Illinois. As the law closed in, he put his own gun to his chin. 

THIS is how a white man is supposed to celebrate the birth of his country?  By shooting people?   As a white male myself, I'd like to make a motion to throw this idiot out of the club. 

Smith was a COMPLETE AND UTTER LOSER.  He claimed for a while to have converted to Islam.  Oh, I'll bet his white-power buddies just loved hearing that one.  And his best friend for years was Jewish.  And he once dated a Korean gal.  At U of I, he was once busted for peeping in girls' windows, and he gave his name as Erwin Rommel.  And I'll bet Erwin Rommel was spinning in his grave. 

After seeing his girlfriend with another guy (no surprise there), Smith beat the hell out of her.  Showing off his manly Aryan superiority, no doubt.  He then continued to harass her until she got an order of protection.  As a result of this and other stupidity, his friends dumped him, and he became increasingly alone.  This is indicative of the pattern of the usual losers who take up this white power thing. 

Smith had connections with the World Church of the Creator, what do you know. 
 
 

 Hale used to include this nifty photo (on the right) showing his countless followers (okay, him and a coupla guys) crowding the highway.  Ah, who knows, maybe that's all they could fit in the El Camino.

White supremacists all suffer from the same maladies:

  • they can't get along with other people
  • they are afraid of other people for dumbass reasons
  • they blindly accept the prejudices passed on by their elders or the kindred railroad hoboes they meet
  • they are total failures and need to blame their obvious shortcomings on them there damn foreignersandnegroesandJews


It's really that simple.
 
 


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