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It's not that I'm opinionated, it's just that I'm always right. It's not that I hate almost every living thing, but my wife says I do. And I try not to argue with my wife. Except in regards to her relatives. And I am not a total jerk, but I do play one on TV. If fully three quarters of the population walked off a cliff because they were told to by Howard Stern or MTV, would the rest of us care? This three quarters of the population, of course, buy Pearl Jam albums and think they're hip for doing so. When I stage my benign fascist takeover, the first thing I do, after the Lynching of the Lawyers, after the Launching of the Rednecks, after the Bonfire of the Rap Singers, and after the Greasing of the Cheerleaders, I will destroy this useless third of the population. Them, and the guy who wrote the "Pina Colada Song." Therefore, if you are in dire spiritual need of opinions
which are not politically correct, not religiously correct, not legally
correct, but just plain CORRECT, then you have come to the correct place,
pilgrim. Worship at the altar of my genius, bark like a dog, squeal like
a pig, and while you're up, get me an Oreo. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!
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Rant of the Month There were two essential reasons given for going after Saddam Hussein: weapons of mass destruction (which is now a tired old cliche) and his connection to 9/11. Well, it turns out not only that both were bullshit, but that hte Bush administration KNEW that both were bullshit. The intelligence community wouldn't stand behind either claim, but the Bushies sure did, even sending poor Colin Powell to the United Nations to shred his credibility, something he now deeply regrets. Finally, after enough prodding, even Dick Cheny had to admit, there's no evidence tying Hussein to 9/11. He even admitted to this in a televised debate with John Edwards in 2004. Of course, two days later he repeated the lie about the connection. BUSH HIMSELF was forced to admit there was no connection. But then the Iraq war really started to take a shit, and throughout the entire summer of 2007, Bush and Cheney are once again flogging the whole "Saddam and Al Qaeda" connectino that never existed. They point to thte fact that thre are factions inside Iraq now that call themselves Al Qaeda, and this is there evidence for a PAST connection, none of which makes sense, and none of which cancels what we already knew to be true. Idiots like those at Fox "News" also repeat this lie, forgetting what truths have already been exposed. Why doesn't the media call bullshit on these assholes more often? They
lie whenever it suits their purposes. One can only hope that the next occupants
of the White House aren't lying weasels like this crew. One can only hope.
Previous Rant: Too many boo-boos at Virginia Tech First things first. If a nutjob wants to get into ANYPLACE, he can. If he's got weapons, watch out. The only way to avoid that stuff is to lock down everything to the point where nobody can get at anything. Look at airline security. Americans want convenience and openness over security. So don't blame the university. It's too easy to get guns. Existing background check requirements, thanks to the NRA, are wholly inadequate. And NO, the answer to gun violence is NOT to arm everybody in the world. Especially in Virginia, where the requirements you have to meet for concealed carry are ludicrous. They might as well make it a height requirement, like a carnival ride. Newt Gingrich and Tom DeLay, the most idiotic of Republicans, support arming students. Gingrich goes on to blame "liberalism" for the VA Tech shootings. Huh? Wasn't it the fault of a nutcase who had easy access to guns and ammo? Once again, the news guys and countlesss others trotted out the old hack lines about "closure" and "healing." Hell, they started doing that TWO DAYS after the shootings. It's never too early to recycle your lines, apparently. There's no closure and no healing, only the lessons we hopefully learn. In this instance, the lessons involve GUNS. Before the shooter was even identified, some assholes had already parked websites with names related to the inevitable lawsuits. Un-freaking-believable. A week after the terrible event, one last trivial thing: at different
ceremonies, people at the campus released balloons. Sorry, but that's a
lousy idea. Virginia is one of the many states where this is ILLEGAL. It's
dangerous to wildlife. Seabirds are especially vulnerable.
George W. Bush is a bonehead. It goes without saying. But let's say it again. He's a bonehead. So it stands to reason that he would surround himself with people smarter than himself. But the problem there is, because he's so easily led by the nose, he's allowed these people, with pride bigger than their brains, to cause problems. Pure ego, hubris, has wrecked them all. Alberto Gonzales totally fries the Department of Justice. Either he
was too stupid to know what was going on and should therefore be fired,
or he knew EXACTLY what was going on and should therefore be fired. Dick
Cheney, like Gonzales, totally politicized something (the Iraq war) that
should have called only for qualified individuals, regardless of affiliation,
thereby screwing the pooch. Paul Wolfowitz helped push the USA to war with
Iraq, architected a disaster, got promoted to head the World Bank, screwed
THAT up, then refused to step down when practically the entire world was
calling for his head. Don Rumsfeld ignored ALL advice on how to wage war
and keep the peace in Iraq, and when things happened exactly the way they
were predicted, Bush kept him in place until he lost control of Congress.
Condi Rice ignored numerous warnings about imminent attacks on U.S. soil,
and when she presided over the worst security blunder since Pearl Harbor,
she got promoted to Secretary of State, and presided over a disastrous
foreign policy that resulted in the entire world hating the USA. Can Bush
hire ANYBODY correctly?
The firings of the U.S. attorneys only confirms what we've all known for years: the Bush administration lies like hell about EVERYTHING. You can't believe a goddamn thing they say.
Now we know that Alberto Gonzales knew of the proposed firings years before he first claimed; we know the the idea did NOT originate with Harriet Miers after all; we know that Republican lawmakers DID put pressure on to fire attorneys who didn't investigaet Democrats fast enough; we know that Karl Rove DID stick his nose into it; we know that Karl Rove just about GUARANTEED a GOP congressman that a particular attorney would get fired; we know that one guy got fired in Arkansas just so a buddy of Rove's could take the job. WHY can't these people tell the truth? Why
are they forever covering their asses? Why is the evil Rove still part
of the White House staff? Why does Alberto Gonzales still have a job? WHY
is it that the American people don't trust Bush and his team any more than
other countries do? Why is this guy the best that the mouth-breathing evangelicals
and ultra-conservatives could cook up and stick us with?
Previous, Previous, Previous, Previous Rant I am a patriot. I am an American who loves his country. I have a set of balls. I have personally, bare-handedly caught a burglar. I have personally knocked around gang members hanging around at my local park. I take no shit from anybody. And I think Bush and his policies are totally screwed. I'm sick and tired of assholes like Bush and Rumsfeld and Cheney claiming that people who don't line up behind their incompetent decisions are afraid, or unpatriotic. F**k them. This is a sleazy, Rove-style trick: to paint anybody who doesn't go along with the utter stupidity of this administration as somehow a traitor. THEY are the traitors. They have consistently lied to the American people. They have made one dumb decision after another. They have chronically, relentlessly changed the laws to favor the rich over the poor and middle class. They have broken the laws of the nation, they have ignored laws they didn't like, they have violated the Constitution repeatedly, they have failed to enforce the laws of the land when doing so would have hurt the interests of their rich friends. This is government OF the rich, FOR the rich.
Why the hell the USA went into Iraq, we'll never know for certain. It certainly
wasn't for the reasons Bush and Cheney have given. When this sad, sorry-ass
administration comes to an end, I hope somebody investigates the shit out
of them.
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