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"In our society, you can state your opinions, but they have to be correct."
  Ernie Hai, Singapore Gov. Internet chief

 "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag & carrying the cross."
  Sinclair Lewis

Hail to the Dummy 3800+ US GI's dead, & no WMD
THE IRAQ DEBACLE
Bush, Cheney & co. promote FEAR
Diplomatic rebellion over Iraq duty
Bush's hideous WAR COSTS
The real reason for the surge
Bush vows no progress on Iraq !!
Lying about Iraq : Bush & Cheney
Bush's approval lows / other polls
Bush's Fuzzy War Math
Iraq war not same as terror war
New evidence: Bush is a dolt
BUSH'S IDIOT BUDDIES
Karl Rove just keeps on lying
Mary Matalin, clueless boob
Bush, GOP hate the middle class
Bush hires another idiot A.G.
Bush's oil buddy helps wreck Iraq
ROVE & GONZALES: a-holes amok
Bill O'Reilly, Phone Sex Warrior
HALLIBURTON & war fraud
More hypocritical GOP PERVERTS
Right-Wing Idiot Index
Let's poison Ann Coulter

Unqualified & inept. Bush is WRONG all the damn time. He can BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH. His cabinet is all morons. He looks even dumber compared to other world leaders. World tyrants emulate him. Bush only loves rich folk & Big Biz, and he hates the Middle Class

The USA's in massive debt to other nations, its military's busted, its world influence is gone, its borders are porous, its citizens have no health protection, it gets pissed on by Third World dives like North Korea, Iran & Venezuela, and the GOP crabs about gay marriage, flag burning, and the Pledge of Allegiance.
 
Bush: not Christian OR conservative
2007 State of the Union dirge
Bush' budget shell game
Bush stabs loyal GOPers in the back
Bush hates women
Katrina response was a disaster itself.
USA is less safe, cuz Bush has no balls
Rightwing nutjobs run things for Bush.
Rightwing media nuts warp the truth.

BUSH LIED ALL ALONG ABOUT IRAQ.  3800 dead U.S. soldiers (most of them SINCE Bush's proclamation of "Mission Accomplished"),  $600 billion spent, and no WMD found.

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All About Whizbang
I'm married with children, a member of a church as well as a charitable group through whom I devote four hours a week to children's charities, a registered voter since 1984 (never missed an election), a published author & technology essayist, and a high-tech executive. No, I'm not a flaming liberal. It's because I'm so conservative that I hate Bush. I believe in capital punishment, less government, using the military only in the national interest, reasonable gun laws (sorry, nutjobs, but NO CIVILIAN needs an assault weapon), self-reliance, and quotas on immigration. I do NOT believe in amnesty for illegal aliens, first amendment protection for porn, deficit spending, the rhythm method, or nation building. And I do NOT believe that Bush will rate any higher than the second or third worst president ever.

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    Rant of the Month

    There were two essential reasons given for going after Saddam Hussein: weapons of mass destruction (which is now a tired old cliche) and his connection to 9/11. Well, it turns out not only that both were bullshit, but that hte Bush administration KNEW that both were bullshit. The intelligence community wouldn't stand behind either claim, but the Bushies sure did, even sending poor Colin Powell to the United Nations to shred his credibility, something he now deeply regrets. 

    Finally, after enough prodding, even Dick Cheny had to admit, there's no evidence tying Hussein to 9/11. He even admitted to this in a televised debate with John Edwards in 2004. Of course, two days later he repeated the lie about the connection. BUSH HIMSELF was forced to admit there was no connection. But then the Iraq war really started to take a shit, and throughout the entire summer of 2007, Bush and Cheney are once again flogging the whole "Saddam and Al Qaeda" connectino that never existed. They point to thte fact that thre are factions inside Iraq now that call themselves Al Qaeda, and this is there evidence for a PAST connection, none of which makes sense, and none of which cancels what we already knew to be true. Idiots like those at Fox "News" also repeat this lie, forgetting what truths have already been exposed. 

    Why doesn't the media call bullshit on these assholes more often? They lie whenever it suits their purposes. One can only hope that the next occupants of the White House aren't lying weasels like this crew. One can only hope.
     
     

    Previous Rant: Too many boo-boos at Virginia Tech

    First things first. If a nutjob wants to get into ANYPLACE, he can. If he's got weapons, watch out. The only way to avoid that stuff is to lock down everything to the point where nobody can get at anything. Look at airline security. Americans want convenience and openness over security. So don't blame the university.

    It's too easy to get guns. Existing background check requirements, thanks to the NRA, are wholly inadequate. And NO, the answer to gun violence is NOT to arm everybody in the world. Especially in Virginia, where the requirements you have to meet for concealed carry are ludicrous. They might as well make it a height requirement, like a carnival ride. Newt Gingrich and Tom DeLay, the most idiotic of Republicans, support arming students.

    Gingrich goes on to blame "liberalism" for the VA Tech shootings. Huh? Wasn't it the fault of a nutcase who had easy access to guns and ammo?

    Once again, the news guys and countlesss others trotted out the old hack lines about "closure" and "healing." Hell, they started doing that TWO DAYS after the shootings. It's never too early to recycle your lines, apparently. There's no closure and no healing, only the lessons we hopefully learn. In this instance, the lessons involve GUNS.

    Before the shooter was even identified, some assholes had already parked websites with names related to the inevitable lawsuits. Un-freaking-believable. 

    A week after the terrible event, one last trivial thing: at different ceremonies, people at the campus released balloons. Sorry, but that's a lousy idea. Virginia is one of the many states where this is ILLEGAL. It's dangerous to wildlife. Seabirds are especially vulnerable.
     
     


    Previous, Previous Rant:  Why does Bush only hire MORONS?

    George W. Bush is a bonehead. It goes without saying. But let's say it again. He's a bonehead. So it stands to reason that he would surround himself with people smarter than himself. But the problem there is, because he's so easily led by the nose, he's allowed these people, with pride bigger than their brains, to cause problems. Pure ego, hubris, has wrecked them all.

    Alberto Gonzales totally fries the Department of Justice. Either he was too stupid to know what was going on and should therefore be fired, or he knew EXACTLY what was going on and should therefore be fired. Dick Cheney, like Gonzales, totally politicized something (the Iraq war) that should have called only for qualified individuals, regardless of affiliation, thereby screwing the pooch. Paul Wolfowitz helped push the USA to war with Iraq, architected a disaster, got promoted to head the World Bank, screwed THAT up, then refused to step down when practically the entire world was calling for his head. Don Rumsfeld ignored ALL advice on how to wage war and keep the peace in Iraq, and when things happened exactly the way they were predicted, Bush kept him in place until he lost control of Congress. Condi Rice ignored numerous warnings about imminent attacks on U.S. soil, and when she presided over the worst security blunder since Pearl Harbor, she got promoted to Secretary of State, and presided over a disastrous foreign policy that resulted in the entire world hating the USA. Can Bush hire ANYBODY correctly?
     
     


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    The firings of the U.S. attorneys only confirms what we've all known for years: the Bush administration lies like hell about EVERYTHING. You can't believe a goddamn thing they say. 

    • We lost the emails about the fired attorneys
    • Weapons of mass destruction 
    • We have evidence tying Saddam to 9/11
    • Nobody leaked Valerie Plame's name
    • We'll fire the leaker when we find him 
    • How many troops would be in the surge (it's literally double what they said)
    • We'll take care of the wounded troops 
    • There's no evidence for global warming 
    • There was no tampering with voting machines in Ohio 
    • I'll sign that renewal of the assault weapons ban when it comes up
    • No attorneys were fired for political reasons 
    • Alberto Gonzales was unaware of the firings until they were executed
    • and SO ON. 
    We now know that Karl Rove and others in the White House conspired to leak Plame's name. We know that intelligence was deliberate manipulated to build the case for war.

    Now we know that Alberto Gonzales knew of the proposed firings years before he first claimed; we know the the idea did NOT originate with Harriet Miers after all; we know that Republican lawmakers DID put pressure on to fire attorneys who didn't investigaet Democrats fast enough; we know that Karl Rove DID stick his nose into it; we know that Karl Rove just about GUARANTEED a GOP congressman that a particular attorney would get fired; we know that one guy got fired in Arkansas just so a buddy of Rove's could take the job.

    WHY can't these people tell the truth? Why are they forever covering their asses? Why is the evil Rove still part of the White House staff? Why does Alberto Gonzales still have a job? WHY is it that the American people don't trust Bush and his team any more than other countries do? Why is this guy the best that the mouth-breathing evangelicals and ultra-conservatives could cook up and stick us with?
     
     

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    I am a patriot. I am an American who loves his country. I have a set of balls. I have personally, bare-handedly caught a burglar. I have personally knocked around gang members hanging around at my local park. I take no shit from anybody.

    And I think Bush and his policies are totally screwed. I'm sick and tired of assholes like Bush and Rumsfeld and Cheney claiming that people who don't line up behind their incompetent decisions are afraid, or unpatriotic. F**k them. This is a sleazy, Rove-style trick: to paint anybody who doesn't go along with the utter stupidity of this administration as somehow a traitor. THEY are the traitors. 

    They have consistently lied to the American people. They have made one dumb decision after another. They have chronically, relentlessly changed the laws to favor the rich over the poor and middle class. They have broken the laws of the nation, they have ignored laws they didn't like, they have violated the Constitution repeatedly, they have failed to enforce the laws of the land when doing so would have hurt the interests of their rich friends.

    This is government OF the rich, FOR the rich. Why the hell the USA went into Iraq, we'll never know for certain. It certainly wasn't for the reasons Bush and Cheney have given. When this sad, sorry-ass administration comes to an end, I hope somebody investigates the shit out of them.